it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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