Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I don't think brook has ever known best
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Be still, my beating vagina.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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