How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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