Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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