How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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