I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
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