Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
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