chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
My Sexting was not on an AP level
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