I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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