you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
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