careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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