Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
Randomize
