"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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