Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I understand Curling. That high.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
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