I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
You can't just leave with hair like that
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
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