brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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