It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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