I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
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