I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
Holy shit dude........stairs
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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