their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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