I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
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