the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
time to smoke my breakfast
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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