yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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