Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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