They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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