bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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