i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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