OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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