we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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