so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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