just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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