I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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