She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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