Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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