: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
Randomize
