is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
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