there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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