Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
areolas are like halos for boobs.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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