Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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