Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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