If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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