What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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