party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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