what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
Randomize
