that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
She swung at the pinata with crutches
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
Randomize
