I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Randomize
