and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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