you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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