I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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