do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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