After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
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