Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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