if i can run in heels then i can drive
Betty ford says i'm here all night
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Help. Why am I so naked?
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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