you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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