My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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