haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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